Exhausted but Brilliant

Dictionary.com defines exhaustion as weakness or fatigue; the total consumption of something.

And that is exactly how I feel at this moment. Completely and utterly exhausted. I did inventory all day today, did a 40-minute Insanity workout when I got home, and then played volleyball for three hours straight tonight. Wow! Exhausted. Weak. Fatigued. Totally consumed.

Which is the reason that I am finding it hard to think of anything brilliant to say or write tonight. But who defines brilliance anyway? Well, Dictionary.com does of course, and...

Dictionary.com defines brilliance as excellence or distinction; conspicuous talent, mental ability, etc.

So tonight to meet par and display brilliance, I will tell you a friendly little joke. Here it goes...

An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship‚ holding her hat on tightly so that it wouldn't blow off in the wind. A gentleman approached her and said: "Pardon me‚ madam. I do not intend to be forward‚ but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?" "Yes‚ I know‚" said the lady‚ "I need both hands to hold onto this hat." "But‚ madam‚ you must know that your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest. The woman looked down‚ then back up at the man and replied: "Sir‚ anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"

Snicker snicker... Brilliant? I think so... :)